Animals

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Which cats have the best manners?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?