Animals

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How do you make a cow float?
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