What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?