Animals
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What animals make the best students?
What's the most determined bird?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?