What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What did the rug say to the floor?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?