Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Because their children are always screaming.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do naked fish play with?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?