What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What do insects learn at school?
Families are like fudge.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the student eat their homework?