What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?