Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?