What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?