What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What country has the most fish?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?