What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?