What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a tornado's favorite game?