What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?