Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a fly without wings?