How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?