What's a Christian's favorite sport?
La-cross.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?