Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the broom late for school?