How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do bees say in the summer?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why does Jesus drive so much?