What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?