Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
A book just fell on my head.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?