How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?