Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
How does a taco bless the table?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which big cat loves to drive?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?