What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What building always gets stains on it?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?