Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?