What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?