What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was the first animal in space?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?