What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.