Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?