What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?