What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
A trail blazer.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?