Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?