What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?