Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?