What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?