What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
A dog sled.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Which celebrity always frowns?