What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?