How do you know bees have allergies?
Because they always break out in hives.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?