What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?