What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?