What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do horses navigate at night?