What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How did the toad die?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What games do ants play with elephants?