What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?