What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Who invented fractions?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a vacation at home?