What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How does a cow do math?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?