What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?