What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?