What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?