Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?