What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
If you need help building an ark...
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the icy road say to the truck?